1. Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning.
    Kid in my lit class (via stalkedprincess)

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  2. shuckl:

    shuckl:

    shuckl:

    toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

    fries

    do you ever look back at your mistakes

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  3. lendoro:

    baddadsquad:

    gentle-puffer-fish:

    • falling asleep on someone’s chest
    • wrapping your arms around each other
    • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
    • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
    • forehead kissies and murmured affections
    • naps
    • MONSTER TRUCKS

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  4. guy:

    dinosaurs didn’t follow my blog and now they’re extinct

    coincidence??? i think not

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  6. beauxbatons:

    when im dead sext me through a ouija board

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